World Cup of Morrissey

The thirty-two songs that have reached the third round of the World Cup of Morrissey now face each other in a series of single ties until the death.

Spent The Day In Bed surprisingly defeated Come Back To Camden in a play-off and as for Hairdresser On Fire, should anyone want to know what happened to it, well I didn’t use a play-off (it tied with Late Night, Maudlin Street) but put the latter through because of its popularity gleaned from comments.

This is the stage where each song is tagged by a country so, here are those:

DENMARK 🇩🇰 All You Need Is Me
POLAND 🇵🇱 Billy Budd
SWITZERLAND 🇨🇭 Come Back To Canden
CROATIA 🇭🇷 Dagenham Dave
AUSTRIA 🇦🇹 Disappointed
BRAZIL 🇧🇷 Everyday Is Like Sunday
JAPAN 🇯🇵 First Of The Gang To Die
MEXICO 🇲🇽 Glamorous Glue
SWEDEN 🇸🇪 You’re The One For Me, Fatty
CANADA 🇨🇦 Hold On You Your Friends
PERU 🇵🇪 Interesting Drug
ENGLAND 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Irish Blood, English Heart
GERMANY 🇩🇪 I Know It’s Going To Happen Someday
FRANCE 🇫🇷 Late Night, Maudlin Street
NORWAY 🇳🇴 My Love Life
BELGIUM 🇧🇪 Nobody Loves Us
AUSTRALIA 🇦🇺 November Spawned A Monster
SPAIN 🇪🇸 Now My Heart Is Full
SENEGAL 🇸🇳 Ouija Board, Ouija Board
KOREAN REPUBLIC 🇰🇷 Our Frank
PORTUGAL 🇵🇹 Piccadilly Palare
ITALY 🇮🇹 Seaside Yet Still Docked
HUNGARY 🇭🇺 Sing Your Life
NETHERLANDS 🇳🇱 Sister I’m A Poet
ECUADOR 🇪🇨 Speedway
CHILE 🇨🇱 Spent The Day In Bed
ARGENTINA 🇦🇷 Suedehead
USA 🇺🇸 The Last Of The Famous International Playboys
URUGUAY 🇺🇾 The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get
WALES 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 The National Front Disco
MOROCCO 🇲🇦 Tomorrow
TURKEY 🇹🇷 You’re Gonna Need Someone On Your Side

And here is the THIRD ROUND DRAW which begins Monday 20th March and ends Tuesday 4th April. Clearly the tie of the round is Brazil versus England on April Fool’s Day. 🤪

Monday 20 March

Piccadilly Palare 🇵🇹 PORTUGAL

versus

Speedway 🇪🇨 ECUADOR